Gammal goding?

Kursprogram för killkursen ”EVERT”
    12.00-13.00    Samling. Vi tar en bärs, vilar lite på sofflocket och bläddrar lite i fibban.
    Kan vi vända på kalsingarna mer än fyra gånger?
    Hur skall vi få bort kärringarna från trafiken?
    15.00-17.00        Vi kollar igenom några gamla videoinspelningar från tipsextra.
    17.00-??.??        Kamratafton med grogg och p-rulle.
TISDAG    ??.??-10.00        Sovmorgon.
    10.00-12.00    DISKUSSIONER.
    Vilken deodorant döljer svettlukten bäst?
    Så tvingar man kärringarna att vara hemma med ungarna.
    Hur man spöar frugan utan att yttre tecken på våld uppstår.
    Kvinnlig rösträtt: bara i kommunalvalen, eller inte alls.
    12.00-13.00    Lunch. Råbiff och en stor stark.
    13.00-17.00    Lumparminnen.
    20.00-??.??    Vi jagar höns på stan.
ONSDAG    ??.??-10.00    Sovmorgon. Slänga ut ev övernattande höns.
    10.00-10.20    Kaffekask.
    10.20-1200    FRAMTIDSFRÅGOR
    Hur startar vi fler herrklubbar?
    Hur förbättrar vi kontaktombuds- verksamheten på våra systembolag.
    12.00-12.30    Lunch. Stångkorv och ölhävning.
    13.00    Vi åker hem, ger kärringen en örfil och talar om var skåpet ska stå.

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4 Senaste redigerad av robbanonline (2013-01-24 18:08:15)

Bild 2 av 50, direkt efter sprängskissen i Jonsereds handbok för motorsågar. Undrar hur många kunder de förlorat i tragiska fallolyckor innan de bestämde sig för att ta med den här bilden i handboken...?


Buss -75  |  Westfalia Pickup -70  |  Enkelhytt -88



Typ 1 1302s -71
Typ 1 -67 Linkpinscraper
Typ 1 -51 Långtidsprojekt



Sanningen kan göra ont men det gör även ett slagskott med puck rakt på pungen.


Okej här kommer det en på västgötska

Vad är det för likhet mellan att  Hinna med bussen  och  Sätta på en gammal kärring???
-En slapp springa

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they`ve got nothing to lose


ICQ/ag   ICQ/ag  Bra inlägg alla !!



sköna ni är folks....

Typ1 61:a röda lilla vWiola


Då kör vi en liten halv pervers då  ICQ/ae 
"vad är det för likhet mellan torkarblad och en gammal kärring?
..... båda skriker när man kör dom torra"  ICQ/ag


ICQ/ad  En liten läsövning  ICQ/ae

1 0 4 W A Y S  T O  A N N O Y  A  F A S C I S T  !

01.    Tell him his armband is inside-out.
02.    Re-arrange his golf club covers without telling him.
03.    Tell him he has ring-around-the-collar on his brownshirt.
04.    Insult his pit bull.
05.    Shoot his pit bull.
06.    Shoot him.
07.    Slash the tires on his Porsche [note: proper Fascist auto maybe substituted here.
08.    Riot.
09.    Spraypaint FUCK CAPITALISM on his Porsche.
10.    Spraypaint FUCK CAPITALISM AND FUCK COMMUNISM on his Porsche.
11.    Spraypaint FUCK THE WORLD on his Pitt-bull.
12.    Overthrow the government.
13.    Wear a Chineese peasant's blue denim uniform with a button reading:
14.    Learn Russian and speak only Russian.
15.    Learn Albanian and do like-wise.
16.    Sing the following version of the Marines' Hymn:

From the balls of Montezuma
To the whores of Tripoli
We fight for cunt in battles
In the air, on land, and sea

First to fight for boobs and pussy
And we keep our penes clean
We are proud to claim the title
of Whore-Fucking States Marines.

17.    Burn George Bush in effigy.
18.    Burn George Bush in person.
19.    Tattoo FUCK CAPITALISM (in Russian) on his wifes left breast when she isnt looking.
20.    Hand out pamphlets saying that says that Ronald Reagan is a Polish Jew and the leader of the Communist conspiracy.
21.    Cut his head off.
22.    Assassinate The President.
23.    Assassinate the Governor of New Jersey.
24.    Assassinate Sununu
25.    Register as a Communist.
26.    Organize an army and march on Washington.
27.    Castrate him.
28.    Castrate his pit-bull.
28) Castrate George Bush.
29) Attempt to overthrow the Government of the United States of America by
force and violence.
30) Organize you own country and declare war on South Africa.
31) Call him an anus.
32) Call him a gonad.
33) Call George Bush a gonad.
34) Blow up his Porsche.
35) Blow up his Pit-bull.
36) Blow up George Bush.
37) Give away copies of the Communist Manifesto.
38) Eat five pounds of beans and lock yourself in a small enclosed area
with him.
39) Defy Authority.
40) Destroy Authority.
41) Desecrate Hitlers Bunker.
42) Drop LSD in the Potomac.
43) Bomb Washington with Chia Pets.
44) Bomb Washington with SPAM.
45) Bomb Washington with registered Nurses.
46) Bomb Washington with a drug dealer named "vinnie".
47) Citizens arrest the president.

48) Board the Staten Island ferry, point a toy gun at the pilot and force
him to sail to Havana. If you are caught, explain that you wanted to
just show the passengers how bad Castro's Cuba really is.
49) Fart the pledge of allegiance.
50) Burn the flag.
51) Send George Bush a bar of soap and order him to wash his mouth out every
time he tells a lie.
52) Skip school.
53) Picket his house, holding a crucifix and mumbling "pax..pax...pax..."
54) Issue a public statement saying you hate mom, baseball, apple pie, and
the flag; but you love to fart.
55) Wear a t-shirt reading HITLER WAS A WEENIE.
56) Spray paint MAKE LOVE NOT WAR on his pit-bull.
57) Tell him to go fuck himself.
58) Tell him to go fuck himself with a limber dick.
59) Tell him you are a member of the John Birch Society and that you are i
investigating reports of him being a pinko.
60) Wear a t-shirt reading JOE MCARTHY WAS A WEENIE.
61) Stare him down.
62) Steal his SS epaulets.
63) Wear a sweatshirt with a big 69 on it reading THE BEST MIDNIGHT SNACK.
64) Ask him if he has any papers, because you want to roll a joint.
65) Set up a private Espionage organization and offer to sell your services
to the highest bidder. Solicit Bids from all the Communist countries.
If the FBI objects, respond with a long speech on the superiority of the
Capitalist system, where all goods and services are sold for the highest
price. Accuse the FBI agent of being a fuzzy-minded pinko.
66) Bury him in Lenins tomb.
67) Bury him in Stalins tomb.
68) Bury him in Grants tomb.
69) Simulataneously enroll in orginizations The Ukranian Workers Society,
North Yugoslav Peoples Assosciation, Hungarian Peasants Club,
The John Birch Society, and Jews for Jesus.
70) Ask him "who the hell cares if the trains run on time?".
71) Get yourself invited to his house for dinner. Bring a gun and a target.
At an appopriate moment <say..dessert> lean the target against a wall
and start shooting at it, screaming: KILL THE COMMIES! KILL THE FUCKIN
72) Take a tour of the White House. Bring a defused hand grenade with you
and toss it on the floor in front of the highest ranking Bureaucrat
you can find. Run like hell the other way, shouting "Die, imperialist dog!".
73) Distribute copies of CHALLENGE <progressive labor movement party
newspaper on Wall Street to anyone wearing a suit. 74) Alternately, try to sell it to them for 10 cents and when refused, reply "Oh, your too cheap to spend a dime to find out the truth!" 75) Enter your local recruiting office. fart. leave.
76) Enter your local Recruiting office. Pull out a water pistol and spray all
Military personnel you meet as soon as they turn their backs. When they
take the pistol away from you (after a lecture) listen intently and
abashedly and say youre sorry. As soon as the lecturer turns his back on
you, pull out another water pistol from you pocket and shoot him in the
back, laughing hysterically.
77) Pass your own Selective Service Act and draft everyone you meet.
78) Sing at the top of your lungs:
Onward Christian soldiers,
Onward as to war.
Kill your Christian brothers
As you've done before.
79) Enter your local Marine Recruiting office. when asked why you want to join
the marines, reply "Ive been waiting for a long time for a chance to shoot
a motherfucken general!"

80) Take a tour of the White House and offer $1000 to any of the Marine honor
guards who will spit on the flag and say: "Fuck the imperialist United
States" three times. If any of them take you up on it, wait until they are
finished and then tell them that you cant pay him cause that would be
corrupting him.
81) Offer to sell the first official you meet your share of the country.
82) Whenever asked a question answer "FUCK THE WORLD", try to convince
the rest of the known universe to do the same.
83) Hang out in front of your local Navy recruiting center wearing a white
sailor cap and singing "Anchors Aweigh".
84) Join the Amerikan Nazi Party. Arive in a tutu and slippers carrying a sub-
machine gun. open fire screaming "DIE DIE DIE!!!!"
85) Enroll at the School for Marxist Studies.
86) Enroll at Moscow University.
87) Just keep on doing what youre doing.
88) Tell the truth about the wars of the U.S. (i.e.  make a speech explaining
the true character of America's involvement in Vietnam.
89) Convince him that Hitler is alive and living in the basement of the
Pentagon, then let his hopes down.
90) Tattoo FUCK FASCISTS on your chest in letters 6 inchs high.
91) Tell him your the Popes illegitimate son.
92) Surround the White House with paid mercenaries and take it over.
93) Own a Monarchy.
94) Claim to be a Bloshevik-Socialist-leftwing-jew.
95) Burn down the Reichstag.
96) Lead a profligate life: live with a negro; drink; gamble and also swear.
97) Commit an original sin.
98) Vote in a foreign election.
99) Bite him.
100) Send him a copy of this file.
101) All of the above.
102) Rape his pitbull (if its a male).
102) Insemate his wife with a black mans sperm.
103) Get married to his daugther.
104) By a Lada (sovjetic car)

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Vad är det för likhet mellan Jonas Gadell och Palestinier?

Båda tar mark i Gazaremsan ICQ/ag

Typ 1 1302s -71
Typ 1 -67 Linkpinscraper
Typ 1 -51 Långtidsprojekt


Grotesco-gänget: Feta-sallad  ICQ/ab

VW 1200 -60
VW 1300 -66
VW 1303 LS CAB -73


PSYCHO GIRL tries to sing I will always love you



Varför ska inte kvinnor krocka med en timmerbil?

Det blir för mycket stock på gång...

Medlem i Halmstad Luftkühlers


Vet ni hur man får en idiot fundera i ett dygn ?  ICQ/ab

Volkswagen 111 Splittbubbla 1950 Skogsmulle Volkswagen 113/7 Bubbla 1961 Soltak Solrostbubblan
Volkswagen 311 Notchback 1963 Batchie     Volkswagen Golf 1988 Goffe
Volkswagen 113 Bubbla 1967  Miss Malin Jane Volkswagen 113 Bubbla 1968 Yper Gustav 
Volkswagen 311 Variant 1970 RallyWalle Volkswagen 261 Pickup EH 1973 SkrotNesse


Under tiden i sydstaterna:

- Ja, jag vill göra slut med dig, men vi kan fortfarande vara kusiner!

Money talks! Mine always says: "Goodbye"!
Ich versuchte mal genormt zu sein. Das waren die schlimmsten zwei Minuten meines Lebens.
Tra il dire e il fare c'è di mezzo il mare.

1965* 21W Samba (MCode 430 114) - 51 BD Standard Microbus (Type 22A. M62) - 1967 Westfalia pop-top (SÅLD)
* 1965 enligt chassinummer.  Reggad som 1964 - │o\w/o│


Med denna dag i minnet...........

Kvinnan behöver värme & ömhet   

Däng henne i elementet så blir hon både varm & öm

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Jobbigt att det är det här de diskuterar egentligen  ICQ/ae



Ät gul snö, det kan vara öl.


Fantastisk annons från tradera också  ICQ/ae